REALIGNMENTAL - Chaos Coded Hoodie for Sacred Weirdos

“Realignmental” Hoodie – Mentally Unstable. Spiritually Impeccable.

For the ones who cry in the void, then laugh about it five minutes later.
This isn’t just a hoodie it’s a wearable diagnosis for those who’ve cracked, collapsed, ascended, and still showed up glowing.
Perfect for shadow workers, nervous system survivors, and anyone who meditates with rage in their chest and glitter in their soul. Cozy AF, oversized option, ideal for silent spirals, divine downloads, or just avoiding everyone.

Shamanic Needles.
This isn’t fashion. It’s frequency.

• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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